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How do you get someone to stop following you everywhere you go?

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

LUKE WHERE ARE YOU?!

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[as;ldfjaskfj he gets away for like FIVE MINUTES]

I'm by the bridge, jeez! [And no, he's not going to throw himself into the river or anything.]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Well, given she's privy to that first conversation there with Guy...]

Trap him under something heavy?

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

That's a horrible thing to suggest.

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He'd probably just figure out some way to get out from under it.

[emp3thy]

Ask them?

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I-I don't think it'll be that easy. [Except it will end up being that easy. Well. Sorta.]

[dissonates]

[Sup, Luke, guess who's feeling helpful today?]

Just leave without saying anything. It's no one's business where you go.

[...Well. "Helpful".]

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[OH MY GOD ASCH IS HELPING HIM LUKE JUST SAW A RAPPIG FLY]

... O-Oh. Okay...

[... Wait that logic is flawed.]

But Guy just screamed for me.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

A well prepared defense.

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... Huh?

[Voice]

[pinkbedwetter.livejournal.com]

If you think that not showering for a week and playing in dirt would work, then you're wrong. It just makes people chase you even more.

[Voice]

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Guy would really chase me if I did that. [He'd probably bathe him himself.]

[analyzing]

You could try sneaking away when they aren't looking.

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I tried.

He screamed at me wondering where I went five minutes later.

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[univalent.livejournal.com]

Kill them.

[ ...spike, that is not proper advice to give. ]

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Wh-

I'm not going to kill him!!

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[chronica.livejournal.com]

Get a restraining order.

...But they don't have those here, so just be a jerk to them. [hey, it worked for her!]

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He's used to me being a jerk. [And Luke would rather not go back to that, either.]

[goldenglasses]

Hm, have you tried the slip out the window while they're not looking, leaving a note that says: Don't follow me?

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... I didn't do that last part.

[all7seas]

I've got some rope, here----?

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What do I do with rope?

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

If you find out the answer to that, let me know. [Because when he's followed? He can't seem to shake them off. At all.]

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I will. So far everyone's telling me to just tell him.

[weightlesscrab.livejournal.com]

[ Seconding Spike here. ]

Kill them.

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[asldfjas;dkjf]

I'm not going to kill anyone!

[torrenziale.livejournal.com]

[Thirding. Clearly this should be your course of action.]

Kill them. That'll give you a week, anyway.

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[OH FOR LORELEI'S SAKE]

Why does everyone want me to kill him?!

[silversnowfall]

You could always do what my brother does.

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Scare him so badly that he doesn't want to follow?

[trueknight]

Just tell them to buzz off and go do your own thing.

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People keep telling me I should. I don't know... Wouldn't that just hurt his feelings?

[WRITTEN]

[polishrule.livejournal.com]

Get really smelly! Nobody wants to be around somebody whos smelling

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He'd just catch me and make me take a bath.

[Voice]

[distressedude]

Someone's following you, Luke...?

[Voice]

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Guy.