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003 [Voice]

How do you get someone to stop following you everywhere you go?

[SCREAM. Luke flails to try and get out from under him, but Guy is good at this. Always has been. So, finally:]

I give- HAHA, I GIVE UP! YOU WIN!

[Guy keeps Luke's shoulders pushed into the ground, giving him an appraising look, then climbs off of him and sits back on his heels, satisfied.]

Great. Loser has to clean this up.

[Luke lays there for a second, staring at Guy with a look of disbelief. Then, he sits up, leans his weight on his elbows and looks at the mess they made. Hoo boy.]

... Can't you help?

I probably could.

[Who's he kidding, he probably WILL. He'll probably end up doing most of it.]

[Oh yes. Luke's probably never cleaned anything in his life.]

Would you? Please?

Sure. [And he can't help but reach over and ruffle Luke's hair.]

Maybe I'll even make us something else to eat, since you decided the chicken wasn't good enough for that.

[Luke gives a half smile and takes the hair ruffling, although he lifts his shoulders a bit in embarrassment.]

Nah, your chicken was good... It's just been a while since we did that.

Not for a few years, huh? [Moreso for him than for Luke, but who's counting?

Guy bends down to retrieve a plate, picking up some of the chicken as well.]

Yeah... And not like this, too.

[Then Luke will go grab a mop from a storage closet nearby. He's probably only used one of these like twice in his life, but it's not so hard, right? Just push it back and forth.]

Wait wait-

[Guy stops the mop with his hand because there is still rice on the ground Luke, seriously.]

The mop will just push the water around, you should probably get some sponges instead.

[Hey, he thought the mop magically picked up other things. D| Luke stares with a confused expression, but then nods with understanding.]

Oooh... [Well then, he'll grab a few sponges and soak up the water that way, then! ... How in the world does Guy like doing this.]

This is harder than I thought.

It's not hard, you're just bored.

[Even though he's complaining Guy can't help but smile to himself as he starts wiping up rice and depositing it on the place.]

Make sure you comb your hair later in the shower to get all the rice out of there, I still see some.

[Soak up water, squeeze it out in the sink, soak up water, squeeze it out in the sink...]

And whose fault was that?

[Hey uh Luke...get a bucket so you don't have to keep getting up.]

Um, yours? Since you started it?

[That hasn't quite occurred to him yet.]

... W-Well, you didn't have to throw rice!

Well you didn't have to start it.

[That looks like all the rice, so Guy takes the plate to the counter to clean up later and starts moving chairs out of the remaining puddle.]

[... Nrrgh. Fine, you win.]

... Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

[Cleaning takes way too long Guy why do you like this seriously]

Hey, who said you had to apologize for it? I'm just saying you can't hold me wholly responsible for my actions with the circumstances so gray.

... All right, it was my fault, too. Sorry for starting it.

Even though it was fun.

[Guy looks at Luke thoughtfully for a moment.

Then he leans over and wrings out his sponge right into Luke's hair.]

[aslfkjasdfkj-] H-Hey!

[Well then, he'll duck out from under that and smoosh his sponge right against Guy's face!]

ACK-pbth- [Guy wrestles against Luke and tries to take him to the ground, spitting out the filthy water on the tile.]

You little brat, that was foul!

You started it this time!

[To the ground he goes! Wrestling and laughing all the way.]

See, now you can say that fairly.

[Guy doesn't care that they're getting completely filthy, because most of the stuff is off the floor now and he just doesn't want this fun with Luke to end.

...well eventually he does. But he wants to be the victor again.]

[And though Luke may be a heavy hitter, he's still like twenty levels below Guy, so he finds himself really struggling to get the upper hand. But dammit, Guy won last time! He wants to be the victor this time!

So he'll be fighting back as much as he can, but you know what? This is still fun, no matter who wins or loses, and as a result, he's fighting to keep that grin off of his face and appear all BATTLE READY.]

You're not going to win this time, Guy!

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