fabrecation | 003 [Voice]

[The floor is covered in water, soap, rice and pieces of chicken, and the mess is terrible.

But Luke is here, is happy, and Guy doesn't care if them playing around ended up in him cleaning the entire house. He didn't want this to end, ever.]

Make me! C'mon, you're barely even trying!

You're barely giving me a chance- Guy!

[Seriously, Guy is a lot stronger and faster than he last remembered. He shouldn't be surprised, but he is. He's not getting the upper hand at all.

Except.

He throws himself forward, not even caring if Guy's still attached, to grab the hose that Guy threw aside and aim it right back at him.]

Augh-

[Guy holds up his hands to fend off the water before making a dive for Luke to try and throw his arms around his waist and drag him away.]

Hey-!

[KICKING HIS LEGS. Not enough to kick Guy in the face or anything, but hopefully enough to make him loosen his grip on him so that he can get away and spray him with much more control. At the moment, though, between Luke's flailing and trying to aim it at Guy at the same time, the water's pretty much going everywhere from the top cabinets to the ceiling.]

[And Guy just starts laughing. He can't remember the last time he behaved this childishly, but he loves it even as he scrambles to his feet and makes a swipe for the hose.]

[It had been a while for Luke, too; what with trying to save the world and then being stuck in a house where everyone except the white knights and Pere and his mother made him feel like he didn't belong at all. And let's face it, laughter is contagious. Luke starts to laugh as well, and he keeps scrambling back and waving the hose away from Guy's grasp; No way, bro, this is his now, and he's going to use it as his weapon. But it's a little hard to do that while laughing.]

[Also Guy knows your ticklish spots.]

[... You wouldn't. You wouldn't- you would.

Oh you little bi-]

PFFAAAH! GUUUUY! [FRANTIC STRUGGLE.]

[And now it is easy to wrest the hose from Luke's hands and toss it aside, and also he is going to pounce again and put Luke in a headlock once more, only this time with TICKLING.]

Say I win!

[Dear Lorelei you're HORRIBLE. Luke practically writhes - the worst part is that Guy knows exactly where to tickle him.]

Ha- N-No- NEVER!

Looks like you're out of luck, then. [And Guy will wrestle Luke to the ground so he can pin him and torture him some more. Fun!]

[SCREAM. Luke flails to try and get out from under him, but Guy is good at this. Always has been. So, finally:]

I give- HAHA, I GIVE UP! YOU WIN!

[Guy keeps Luke's shoulders pushed into the ground, giving him an appraising look, then climbs off of him and sits back on his heels, satisfied.]

Great. Loser has to clean this up.

[Luke lays there for a second, staring at Guy with a look of disbelief. Then, he sits up, leans his weight on his elbows and looks at the mess they made. Hoo boy.]

... Can't you help?

I probably could.

[Who's he kidding, he probably WILL. He'll probably end up doing most of it.]

[Oh yes. Luke's probably never cleaned anything in his life.]

Would you? Please?

Sure. [And he can't help but reach over and ruffle Luke's hair.]

Maybe I'll even make us something else to eat, since you decided the chicken wasn't good enough for that.

[Luke gives a half smile and takes the hair ruffling, although he lifts his shoulders a bit in embarrassment.]

Nah, your chicken was good... It's just been a while since we did that.

Not for a few years, huh? [Moreso for him than for Luke, but who's counting?

Guy bends down to retrieve a plate, picking up some of the chicken as well.]

Yeah... And not like this, too.

[Then Luke will go grab a mop from a storage closet nearby. He's probably only used one of these like twice in his life, but it's not so hard, right? Just push it back and forth.]

Wait wait-

[Guy stops the mop with his hand because there is still rice on the ground Luke, seriously.]

The mop will just push the water around, you should probably get some sponges instead.

[Hey, he thought the mop magically picked up other things. D| Luke stares with a confused expression, but then nods with understanding.]

Oooh... [Well then, he'll grab a few sponges and soak up the water that way, then! ... How in the world does Guy like doing this.]

This is harder than I thought.

It's not hard, you're just bored.

[Even though he's complaining Guy can't help but smile to himself as he starts wiping up rice and depositing it on the place.]

Make sure you comb your hair later in the shower to get all the rice out of there, I still see some.

[Soak up water, squeeze it out in the sink, soak up water, squeeze it out in the sink...]

And whose fault was that?

[Hey uh Luke...get a bucket so you don't have to keep getting up.]

Um, yours? Since you started it?

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