fabrecation | 003 [Voice]

[... Oh. Well that explains a lot.]

... And here I thought a month was bad.

Yeah, I missed you.

[Smiling now, and resuming eating to make this less tense.] But i'ff not a bi'h deal. I c'n stop fo'wing you if it bo'vers you.

[But he's still pretty bothered. He can't really shake the feeling that something happens in the future... Oh wait Guy just talked to him in the ancient language of food-in-mouth.]

Just- Not so much, okay? I said I love having you around, remember?

[Hmm. Now that Guy's smiling again, this isn't so bad! Luke chances a small smile himself as he chomps down on his chicken.]

Her' I fote shomfin' happ'n chto me 'r shomfin'.

[It takes a good chunk of Guy's self-control not to react to that last statement.]

Nah. [He swallows.] I'll tone it down, promise.

Thanks, Guy.

[Now he's staring intently at a part of the chicken that he cut off that's particularly juicy. But not because of the fact that it looks nice.

Guy, if you look up, this is the familiar face of a boy who's thinking about flinging that chicken piece at you and starting a food fight.]

[Guy's eyebrows raise and he makes a questioning noise.

AND THEN HE GLARES. Luke if you throw his food across the kitchen he will bring the smackdown on you via the detachable nozzle on their sink.]

[THE WARNING GOES UNNOTICED.

And now there is a piece of lemon chicken flying through the air RIGHT TOWARDS YOUR FACE, Guy. AND ONE MANCHILD BEHIND IT ALL.]

Take that!

Ahh-!

[Oh you are in for it now. Guy just grabs his plate and throws the remainder of his rice at Luke's face before abandoning the table in favor of scrambling for the sink.]

Gah-!

[Luke ducks, but some of the rice still gets into his hair. And you know what, while he's down there, he's going to dive and slide under it to try and grab at Guy's ankles to stop him.]

No you don't!

[AGL STATS. He so is better than you with that, especially since you're like AT LEAST twenty levels below him. HA HA.

Guy catches himself on the edge of the counter and snatches the hose, pulling it away from the sink and turning on the water before doing his best to spray Luke in the face with REALLY COLD TAP WATER. Be afraid.]

[Oh he's afraid. He even gives a big deer in the headlights look before he gets sprayed right in the face with FREEZING COLD WATER.]

AUGH-pft!

[OKAY, now he's going to leap back, knock a chair over and hide behind the seat of that as a shield.]

No fair!

[Guy halts his aquatic assault -since the kitchen is already in shambles and seeing as how he'll probably be the one to clean it up he doesn't want it worse without good reason- but stands poised and ready to strike again.]

You threw your dinner at my face and you're going to talk to me about fair.

You got a hose. That's against the rules, you know! Only use food!

[/bs excuse]

Don't expect me to adhere to your rules if you don't lay them down beforehand.

[HE SPOTS HAIR. Using the hose again!]

You-HEY!

[DUCKING DOWN AGAIN. At least the rice is mostly out his hair now.]

It's called a food fight for a reason! [Aaaand he's gonna try inching forward to get closer to Guy while hiding behind the chair.]

[Oh ho, you think you're clever? Guy will wait for Luke to get closer then, and slowly reaches for the sponge in the sink.]

Oh is that what this is? I just thought you were attacking me. I was utilizing my surroundings.

[Oh yeah, he's totally clever. Guy won't notice a thing.]

Liar! You're cheating.

[Yeah except for you moving closer, you dolt.]

And starting a food fight without warning is completely fair.

[Because if you can't see him then you can't notice him.]

That's not true! I gave you a look. [Scoot scoot.]

Oh, right.

[Guy is going to take the initiative and toss the hose aside in favor of jumping for Luke. He will SCRUB YOUR HAIR with this sponge.]

[Hey what- NO HE WAS GOING TO JUMP YOU AND GET YOU WET- THIS WASN'T A PART OF THE PLAN NO]

AACK- GUY! [Well at least Guy is getting wet anyway. Now let's PUSH AT HIS FACE to get him away.]

[Guy laughs, despite the fact that he's getting just as messy as Luke is, and tries to snatch him up under his arm to put him in a headlock and SCRUB at his hair.]

What- What, what's wrong?

[In his struggle, Luke kicks the chair, and it goes slamming into the cabinets. But this doesn't stop or slow down Luke one bit, and while he IS caught up in that headlock, he still tries to push at Guy's cheek with one hand while the other tries to pry that sponge away from him.

But despite that, he can't hold back that grin.]

G-Get off- Get off me!

[The floor is covered in water, soap, rice and pieces of chicken, and the mess is terrible.

But Luke is here, is happy, and Guy doesn't care if them playing around ended up in him cleaning the entire house. He didn't want this to end, ever.]

Make me! C'mon, you're barely even trying!

You're barely giving me a chance- Guy!

[Seriously, Guy is a lot stronger and faster than he last remembered. He shouldn't be surprised, but he is. He's not getting the upper hand at all.

Except.

He throws himself forward, not even caring if Guy's still attached, to grab the hose that Guy threw aside and aim it right back at him.]

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