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How do you get someone to stop following you everywhere you go?

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Then maybe you're not clean enough. Are you using soap and brushing three times a day?

Who would want to do that?

... Adults always say that you need to use soap and brush three times a day. You don't do that?

... No? I mean, sometimes I do it twice a day... [But usually when he's just in the manor. And there are even sometimes when he doesn't go without a shower for like a week thanks to traveling the countrysides.]

Then, that's what you're doing wrong!

What do you mean?

Think about it! If people chase you when you're dirty, that means they'll stop chasing you when you're clean. And if you want to get really clean, you need to do as the adults say and brush three times a day. And shower a lot, too.

I don't think being clean or dirty has anything to do with it.

If you say so... [But that's the kind of attitude that gets you stalkers, man.]

[Guy is practically a stalker at this point.]

Thanks anyway, I guess.

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