023 [Action] (Fourth Wall)

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[Well. Luke wasn't expecting to pop up in the middle of the plaza relatively unharmed. Just a moment ago the Malnosso were preparing him for... he didn't want to think about it, really. But now he's here? He escaped somehow? And... there seems to be a huge crowd of people around him.

Huh.

Right now, he just wants to get home. So, he takes in a deep breath, then begins to try pushing his way through the mass amount of newcomers.]

Sorry - Coming through - Would you watch it?! - Hey!

[Gosh, this is giving him the strangest sense of deja-vu for some reason.]

Comments

[pigsplosions]

[God, now he gets it. The bird rolls around and squawks emphatically. NOW YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT IDEA, FELLOW RED-FEATHERED BOTHER.]

1/3

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2/3

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[Well this is like a dream come true for Luke

So he'll just straighten up, rear back, lifting up one leg as if he were some kind of baseball pitcher, then THROWS AND LETS THE BIRD THING FLY TOWARDS A TREE.]

[pigsplosions]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. The angry bird goes soars through the air. He's legit gonna hit some pigs this time, right?

...

He lands in a tree.

...

WOW THAT WAS THE WORST AIM EVER.]