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[Sup, Luceti. There's a certain redhead walking to the bakery.

A certain redhead who's wearing nothing but briefs.

Every now and then, he appears to tug at something below his wrist with a little frown before moving on ahead casually, as if he doesn't even realize that he's pretty much half naked.

At least he's got the body for this kind of thing.]



((ooc: Luke is following The Emperor's New Clothes, although instead of believing his clothes are invisible to those who are stupid or unfit, he just thinks he's actually wearing very nice clothes.))

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[It's Luke! It's Luke walking around half-naked! Have an Anise in a Greek costume running towards you. She's holding a spray can, but ignore that for now, okay?]

Luuuuke! There's no need to dress like that, you know! Just say the word, and I'm ready to marry you any time! ♥

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[And Luke stops right in his tracks to regard her with an annoyed frown. Jeez, Anise never changes...]

You know you're not going to get a single piece of gald here, right? [You know, no currency in the slightest... Just because he looks rich right now doesn't mean he is. Now, Auldrant is another story...]

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[Pooout. You're not supposed to be that straightforward, Luke! But she quickly grins again.] Aww, but I love you! ♥ I'm not marrying you just because of your money! [Although it is a large part of it but w/e.] Besides, a marriage is binding so we'll still be married when we get home to Auldrant!

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I wouldn't marry you if you were the last girl here. [He says it with an exaggerated expression of irritation, though; trolling session is on. Besides, he's too young to get married! And even if he gets older here, he's already got his sights on someone he might want to do so with. And it's certainly not Anise.]

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[Now what did we say about straightforwardness. The pout returns again.] Boooo. You're so rude, Luke! A duke should be a gentleman! [She dashes forward to start punching your chest, but as soon as her fist connects, up comes the other hand with the can to spray a fine mist of golden paint at you.]

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[Oh look a little girl is punching him, how brutal - ]

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[... Wait, is that - ]

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[IT IS]

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[LEAPING BACK NOW AND FLAILING HIS HANDS OUT. Of course, this means that not only does he have a gold dusting on his chest, but also on his hands, and even more so when he's out of the paint cloud and wiping his hands over his chest.]

You - Wh-What the hell did you do that for?!

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

[Meanwhile, Anise is clutching her head and swinging back and forth in dismay.] Oh no! I accidentally turned my future husband into gold!

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[What the -

Luke raises a fist now, because spray paint is just going way too far.]

You did not! You just sprayed paint at me!

[pigtailed-loli.livejournal.com]

No, I turned you into solid gold! Whenever I touch something, they turn into gold! [Wait.] Huh? Hey, how come you're still talking?

[MOAR PAINT RIGHT AT YOUR FACE.]