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[fabrecation]

[Sup, Luceti. There's a certain redhead walking to the bakery.

A certain redhead who's wearing nothing but briefs.

Every now and then, he appears to tug at something below his wrist with a little frown before moving on ahead casually, as if he doesn't even realize that he's pretty much half naked.

At least he's got the body for this kind of thing.]



((ooc: Luke is following The Emperor's New Clothes, although instead of believing his clothes are invisible to those who are stupid or unfit, he just thinks he's actually wearing very nice clothes.))

Comments

[fabrecation]

Huh... [Well, whatever. With the change of subject, Luke brings his hand against his chest and looks down at his "outfit".]

This thing? I... To be honest, I don't really know. I just... wanted to wear it for some reason. It's kind of fancy for me...

[Says the boy in plain black briefs.]

[meteorical]

...wear...what exactly? [Yeah sorry Luke, you totally lost her.]

[fabrecation]

... This whole thing? [He gestures down his body, a wave of his hand from his chest to his thighs.] It's kind of hard to not notice.

[meteorical]

Luke...the only thing I'm noticing are your briefs.

Black's a good color on you, by the way.

[fabrecation]

Huh...?

[He looks down and - yup, he sees the briefs.]

What the...

[But before he can properly react, he blinks hard, as if to snap himself out of it, then looks up at Kairi with a sheepish smile.]

Um... thanks, but... I-I'm wearing more than just briefs. You really don't see it? [And how could she tell what color his briefs were, anyway?]

[meteorical]

Be...cause I can see them? [She just gestures toward them.] I think everyone can.

[fabrecation]

But that's not what I'm wearing! I mean, that's... not all I'm wearing! [He gestures to his chest in frustration.] Why isn't anyone else seeing this thing?!

[meteorical]

Well...describe it to me. What do you think we're supposed to be seeing?

[fabrecation]

It's... [He waves his hand slightly as he looks down at his outfit. How do you even describe this?]

It's this dark color... with a gold belt. And there's this blue thing going acorss here. [He gestures across his torso at that.] There's gold things on my shoulders, and... gold lines at the wrists, too. I'm wearing medals... I don't know what they're for, though.

[meteorical]

...wow that's the complete opposite of what I'm actually seeing on you. I want to know how you're seeing it but the rest of us aren't.

[fabrecation]

I want to know too! [He frown again... then lets out a sigh and brings his hand up to his forehead.] So... You're really just seeing underwear? That's it?

[meteorical]

That's it. Sorry. Maybe we can fix it somehow.

[fabrecation]

Y-Yeah... [Well, he's at least starting to believe that only he can see the outfit. The hand at his forehead runs back through his hair, stopping at the ends of it.] So... What should we do about it?

[meteorical]

...maybe we could get you some other clothes?