022 [Accidental Voice/Video]

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[It really was an accident. That's what happens when a dumb teenager throws his journal somewhere where it can slide off and hit the voice/video button.

It looks like Luke's in front of the mirror on his closet door. Or is it...? That hairstyle looks like someone else's, which Luke was able to achieve with just some water and pushing his bangs back a lot. Conveniently, the journal's positioned in a good enough position so that one can see his reflection. Sure enough, by the reflection alone, it really does look like Asch is making faces at himself in the mirror.

He smiles. Good god, Asch is smiling. Is there a meteor heading for Luceti, because now the world is going to end.

He sticks out his tongue and crosses his eyes next. Did the Malnosso base just freeze over?

He grins at himself because good lord, this is funny, and then he tries something else.

He bares his teeth and scowls, even making a growling noise.]

Rrrrr...!



My name is Asch, I can't smile and I need friends.

[He's even got the voice perfectly. He keeps it up, putting his hands on his hips to growl and makes faces at himself some more, completely unaware of just how much the journal is catching.]

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[ Asch is going to kill him







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six hundred times ]

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Luke!

[ It's all she can manage before she dissolves into hysterical giggles because omg omg omg omg what is he doing darkness WHY ]

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[moelle]

[She is not sure if she should be amused or horrified or feel secondhand embarrassment, but... well, she's staring. It was common knowledge that Luke was Asch's replica on Auldrant, but they were different enough (and she'd only met Asch a scant handful of times) that it was only at times like right now where it really hit home what that meant.

She'll be charitable though.]

Luke... you're journal's recording.

[Video]

[havemilkbro]

[He's pretty sure the recording's an accident.]

...It's recording.

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[Asch's face just turned into shock and panic. WHAT HAPPENED WHAT WHO'S THERE LUKE COULD'VE SWORN HE KEPT THE DOOR SHUT]

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[...

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L-Luke...]

Who is Asch?

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[Oh it's just the journal and his girlfriend is very safe, so there's nothing to wo ]

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[Whoa wait hold on

THE JOURNAL?!

He is ducking right out of sight with his hands flying up to his hair.]

Xion! Was that - H-How much did you see?!

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[failguardian]

Luuuuuuke~! ♥

Can I have your stuff after Asch kills you?

[distressedude]

[He shouldn't laugh. This wasn't being very kind to Asch and while he knows Luke probably didn't mean to record it, it wouldn't be nice to laugh about this!]

[...b-but it's such a good impression, he can't help it. The hands-on-the-hips and growling at the mirror is just too much.]

[So he'll just be over here giggling, okay okay.]

[nothing. no, really. nothing.]

[chikaidestroyer]

[...

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There is some slow clapping. And then the connection ends before there's any way of knowing who that was.]

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[emp3thy]

[Wow Luke what is this...

He totally knows it's you, but it's strangely amusing to watch. So Minato does just that without saying anything, yet.

Of course, if Luke looks at the journal he'll notice Minato staring back at him.]

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[By now Luke has ducked down with both hands over his head and ruffling his hair, trying desperately to make his hair normal again.]

I-I know that now!

[Video]

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[Oh god this is the worst thing ever, why did EVERYONE had to turn on their journals at the same time to see this as;ldkfjds

When he lifts his head to look at the journal, his bangs are sticking up and down and everywhere thanks to all the ruffling he did.]

I've figured that out now!

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Ummm... I think everything! [ MORE LAUGHTER OH GOD SORRY LUKE-CHAN

IT WILL BE LESS FUNNY AFTER ASCH MURDERS YOU PROBABLY ]

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Sh-Shhh, Noel!

[A hand pats around the spot where the journal is before he manages to grab it and drag it over, his hair a mess thanks to him trying to bring it down again.]

He's - gah, let me just - [WORKING ON A FILTER.]

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He certainly won't count you as one any longer. If he ever did.

[Looking and feeling like death is apparently not enough to stop Van from being a smug ass. This should surprise no one.]

[Video]

[havemilkbro]

[Well, gee, maybe it's because they'd like to have their daily 'what the hell is going on around the village' check-ups.

He just stare back, and then...nod.]

...Who is Asch?

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Shut up, he isn't going to kill me!

[...] I'm so dead, aren't I?

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[moelle]

[Well... that's good at least. This is... all rather awkward.]

From what I can tell... It... was a good impression.

[... charitable to the end. SHE REALLY HAS NO IDEA WHAT ELSE TO SAY.]

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[He hears that giggle.

But it's so girlie that he has to look and see who it is.]

Ion! [He covers the camera with both hands, as if that'll shut Ion up somehow.] Shh, stop it! Asch might -

[failazure]

Wha-- But-- [SHE SHOULD SHUSH? BUT WHY?] ...eh?

[You do your filter business. B| She'll be sitting here, confused as ever.]

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[Luke does, after a minute or two. That is, after a crashing sound and him making weird noises of embarrassment and panic as well as footsteps.

Once he looks down at the journal, he sees Minato. And he stares. With this face.]

Wh-What?!

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[Oh god, that voice. That makes him just freeze in his antics, a whole wave of shame and embarrassment coming over him. Even his master...?

But then he bristles up again and keeps trying to push his hair down.]

Even if I'm not his friend, he's mine.